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Elliott. 21. Brisbane. I'm into books and shit. Fuck you. Come say hi to me.

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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contraception:

oreooficial:

contraception:

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

um…. or not…. you’re never obligated to like someone just because they’ve given you something you didn’t ask for. who wrote this shit

one time someone sent me a vocaroo of them jerking off

cherish them

(Source: kinks182, via acerebral)

dolllified:

remember when quentin tarantino guest judged on american idol

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bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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